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My Favorite Episode Of South Park: Don't Have One They Are All So Friken Awesome!!
 
 
I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time.
Stan & Kyle:
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation.
Les:
Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
Cartman:
Ample parking day or night people shouting "Howdy neighbor!"
LES:
Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind.
KENNY:
I like girls with big fat titties. I like girls with big vaginas.
LES:
So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

South Park Is Like...........FLIPPIN' AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Some funny South Park quotas:
"Cartoons Kick Ass" - Eric Cartman
"You Donkey Raping Shit Eater." -Eric Cartman And Phillip (Terrance And Phillip) From the South Park Movie
"Uncle Fucker" - T & P
"Boner Biting Bastard" - T & P
"Eat penguin shit you ass be-lunker" - Mr.Mackey  saying what the children said, whcih T & P said.
"Mmmkay" - Mr.Mackey
There's A Lot More I Just Can't Remember Them When I Do I'll Put Them In. 
 
                                 SWEET MY BACKROUND IS KENNY! ( just so you know South Park never shows kennys real face exept in the movie so take a good look.)
 
In this next song, it from the South Park movie and its when the MAC (mothers against canada) are declaring war on canada
 
Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada

With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to
join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself>

Well, Blame Canada!

It seems that everything's gone wrong since
Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

 

Here are some South Park pictures:


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Above you see MJ Sleeping With Eric, then you just  see Michael Jackson,  (you have to watch the show to understand) then you see butters in a uniform (professor chaos) again you have to shee the shows with him in it to understand then you butters with awesomo which is really eric playing a trick on butters (you have to see the show) and then just a pic of butters.

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This is Kyle's Mom / \
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Above you see all the South Park people, buuuuut you cant really see them.

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Annnnnnnd Above This You See Kyle Without His Hat.

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And As You See Above Here You See A Poorly Animated Picture Of Eric In A St.Patricks Day Suit.

Here is the song Cartman Sing about kyle's mom in the South Park Movie
 
 
[Cartman:] Weeelllll,

Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

[Sung in three different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa

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Here is the song from the South Park Movie that the children have to go through rehab so they don't swear.

 

There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life too-day
You don’t have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will seeeeyy, its easy mmkay

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is Latin for generosity

Step 4: Don’t say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say

So just use the word mmmkay!

We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives toooday, you can change it today
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will seeeey
Its easy mmkay!

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns,
like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole

Step 2: Instead of shit say poo,
as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold

Step 3: With bitch drop the t
because bich is Latin for generosity

 Step 4: Don’t say fuck any more

Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say
Fuck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!
You’re cured, you can go!
We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash
follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmmkay!
[Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkay!
[Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
It's easy mmmkaaaay
It's easy mmmkaaaay
It's easy mmmkaaaay
It's easy mmmkaaaay
[both finish at same time]
[laughing]
[Mr. Mackey:] Mmmkay
Mmmkay
Mmmkay

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See Chef Has This Salty Chocolate Balls Stand Cuz Like Hollywod People Are Coming (You Have To Watch The Episode) But Yeah And To Attract Customers He Sings This Song
 
Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...
 
 

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As You Can See And Probably Guess By Now I Am Obsessed With South Park.

South Park..... Just Plainly Is Sweet.